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Now why on earth would a sensible man want to waste a lot of time and energy doing crunches, sit-ups, and other ab exercises for men to get those washboard abs, I may ask. You immediately retort with the answer, “For gossake, whassamatta with you, man, do not you want to look cool and sexy?” Oh well, I do, I do, and so do 99% of all the other men on this earth. The other 1% come under the category of I-do-not-care specimens.
These have reached this stage of despair because they have been using weight-loss pills or some kind “special” ab exercise routines which supposedly would give them Baywatch Himbo abs, much admired by the bimbos. (Or for that matter, by any normal red blooded gal with a six — six vision…) But unfortunately all those expensive fads, exercising devices, fat removing belts and other con games come up with a result of no, Nix, Nada, no abs visible.
Their state of despair is so great because they found that their solar plexus was expanding exponentially in proportion to the exercises done. How could they have grown so fat, just by doing all those sit ups and crunch exercise routines? Some persevering guys even went to the great trouble of doing 1000 sit-ups and crunches in a day. (Just makes me dizzy thinking of this. Why on earth would a reasonably sane guy want to punish his body in such a manner? Moi, I look for the line of least resistance, which can make me thin without punishing my poor long-suffering body!)
You know what is the end result at the end of this long punishing routine? Their abs begin to develop slowly and steadily, but like conspirators behind a silk curtain, they are hidden from their view, thanks to the thick layer of cellulite on their tummies. So this is for all those guys out there thinking that they are going to get washboard abs by doing sit ups and crunches. Yes, you are going to get them, and they are going to develop. But it is necessary to get rid of the superficial layer of fat fast and first.
So for all those guys who are looking for ab exercises for men, to get fascinating six-packs which are going to make an archbishop archer and a timber wolf whistle, here goes! Look at your diet. Say a reluctant goodbye to your beer and all those carbohydrates. Add lean chicken and turkey, low fat dairy products, beans and lentils, fruits and vegetables, nuts and whole grain to your diet. (No white bread and processed foods, which means that I have to give up my pasta, macaroni and linguini? No way, you cannot ask that of me; this comes under the category of cruelty to dumb animals, Mamma mia, sob, sob, sniff.)
It also means guys that if you cannot do without your 10-pack a day, you cannot dream of having a six pack. Not only does smoking lower the resistance of your body, but can you imagine yourself exercising, when you are hacking and coughing away, being short of breath? For such guys, there is just one answer — opt for a four pack by doing less exerting exercises. And get rid of the 10-20 pack, it is better for you in the long run. Now slowly and steadily start going out for swimming routines and walking routines. You are going to get rid of the fat, because it is burning up thanks to your body demanding more oxygen during such exertions. You are going to be surprised at those tires getting flatter. The moment you have begun to reduce those love handles and beer gut around your solar plexus, it is time to allow your abs to make an appearance center stage.
Start by an easy to do exercise — lie down on the ground, put your interlaced hands underneath your neck to support it, and then slowly try to touch your head to your chest or tummy. Do this extremely slowly, because if you get the crick in your back, or pull a muscle, you are going to come gunning for me saying, “Man, I am so chuffed off with you, I took your advice, exercised yesterday and I really cannot get out of bed, because my back is aching so terribly.”
Do not worry; I am going to try desperately hard to look as wise as a wise owl, and refrain from telling you that you have behaved like a silly owl, overexerting your body in such a manner. And then I am going to say very gently, “but do not you know, the first rule of doing any exercise routine is going to your doctor and asking whether you are capable of going through those exercises or not.” If he knows that you are suffering from a bad back, heart problem, or any other illness, he is definitely going to say, no, cease, desist, refrain from putting such pressure on your back or heart. So point of the exercise is — be sensible, and do not try to do any exercise routine which makes you feel exhausted at the end of the session.
Some brave hearts are so macho, that they go about ab exercises for men routines in a do or die fashion. They are under the impression that the more the body suffers, the more it is going to burn calories. God preserve them and keep them… far away from me. I definitely would not want to advocate such a punishing push-ups, sit-ups or crunches routine. And by the way, how did Arnie gets those washboards? He worked 2 to 3 hours every day, punishing his body to the limits. (I do not intend to push my body through a routine, until I lie panting on the floor, so weak that I cannot move. That is the time when my dog — you know, the one with the crooked ear, crooked tail and crooked disposition — is going to appear, see me lying there all helpless and decide my face needs washing ,eeYuccck!) Now why would you want to subject yourself to such indignities? So be sensible, do just to give a number of crunches and sit ups and let nature take her course. This is the best advice I can offer to all those guys out there, looking for best abs exercises for men!
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